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[lionheartedman]

Fade Rift
sending crystal spelled to: Commander Cullen Rutherford
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The Ton
@ Cullen.Rutherford

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The Ton: un: what

[breweredonthebridge]

I didn't need to pry and had other things to focus on. At least at the time. I thought to ask but thought it would be a bit late at the time.

Got it. You're about the size of the youngest of the Halforc brothers I know. The eldest is approaching a full seven feet. He was a total sweetheart to talk to. Well aware everyone else was much smaller than him.

Gunnar wouldn't do well here. Imagine trying to sit in a chair here when you're around six feet and ten inches.

I'm only five feet and seven inches. My maid has to customize my dresses because I am so tall if she doesn't I'm flashing everyone. This place is made for people who are much shorter than us!

The tubs are awful and hurt my back. I can't imagine what it's like for you.

- Inezia

The Ton: un: Cullen.Rutherford

[lionheartedman]

Goodness, yes. Can't have anyone knowing you possess ankles. We might go mad.

The tubs here are absolutely the worst. I miss natural hot springs. I miss indoor plumbing. I miss a lot of things.

C. Rutherford

The Ton: un: what

[breweredonthebridge]

Ah yes, that is how I will get my next spouse. They will be so distracted by my ankles they'll do anything.


Indoor plumbing. I am officially envious. I must have been out in the field for too long if a toilet has me feeling envy. Much of what I was doing was field work. They never warn you about how terrible a bed roll really is. Yet? I miss it. I could see the familiar stars when we weren't in the Underdark.

Or hear the horses trying to rest. Our trap finder had this little firebrand of a pony that would shit stir.

Ah, enough of my wool gathering. I could keep going on! Now off to attempt to learn "womanly arts". (Fire is still an option.)

- Inezia.

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