IC Inbox

[lionheartedman]

Fade Rift
sending crystal spelled to: Commander Cullen Rutherford
physical correspondence

The Ton
@ Cullen.Rutherford

Comments

The Ton: un: what

[breweredonthebridge]

I am considered exceptionally tall and you make me feel small. We usually do not see humans above five feet and four inches. It is not unheard of. There are so many actual races and bloodlines but for someone like me who is wholly human I am just strikingly tall.

You'd stand out moreso.

I will say the biggest disadvantage is there are few chairs suited to my height. It must be worse for you.

- Inezia.

The Ton: un: Cullen.Rutherford

[lionheartedman]

So a full foot shorter than I am. Goodness, I must have seemed a very strange sight to you when we first met.

Qunari are larger than humans where I come from, and I am tall, but not to the extent I seem to you. My problem is usually beds. My feet end up sticking out.

C. Rutherford

The Ton: un: what

[breweredonthebridge]

I didn't need to pry and had other things to focus on. At least at the time. I thought to ask but thought it would be a bit late at the time.

Got it. You're about the size of the youngest of the Halforc brothers I know. The eldest is approaching a full seven feet. He was a total sweetheart to talk to. Well aware everyone else was much smaller than him.

Gunnar wouldn't do well here. Imagine trying to sit in a chair here when you're around six feet and ten inches.

I'm only five feet and seven inches. My maid has to customize my dresses because I am so tall if she doesn't I'm flashing everyone. This place is made for people who are much shorter than us!

The tubs are awful and hurt my back. I can't imagine what it's like for you.

- Inezia

The Ton: un: Cullen.Rutherford

[lionheartedman]

Goodness, yes. Can't have anyone knowing you possess ankles. We might go mad.

The tubs here are absolutely the worst. I miss natural hot springs. I miss indoor plumbing. I miss a lot of things.

C. Rutherford

The Ton: un: what

[breweredonthebridge]

Ah yes, that is how I will get my next spouse. They will be so distracted by my ankles they'll do anything.


Indoor plumbing. I am officially envious. I must have been out in the field for too long if a toilet has me feeling envy. Much of what I was doing was field work. They never warn you about how terrible a bed roll really is. Yet? I miss it. I could see the familiar stars when we weren't in the Underdark.

Or hear the horses trying to rest. Our trap finder had this little firebrand of a pony that would shit stir.

Ah, enough of my wool gathering. I could keep going on! Now off to attempt to learn "womanly arts". (Fire is still an option.)

- Inezia.

OOC

[lionheartedman]

response